random stories and thoughts from a world renouned scholar......Ever felt like being a nonsense makes sense? well read, question, react and feel revived!

Friday, January 21, 2005

Fight the War!

Ok, again I am confined here in the office, I can't think of anything worth doing except of pretending that I am working...If you happen to be a bullshit of a worker like me,praise you, because in your own little way you are fighting the revolution....anyway I'll talk about the revolution on my coming blogs, i'll give you a tip on how to still/steal office hours while pretending that you are working...

Activate the screen saver of your computer, choose the one with the stars (this will give you a feel that your travelling around the universe)while listening to 'All my love' by led zeppelin....put some scratch papers on your desk while doing this so that people around you would think that your pondering hard on some office shit files.

Pretend reveiwing some documents while actually you are trying to levitate the table of your office mate to give him a hell of a scare, or try to levitate your boss and you might get promoted

Levitation is cool!