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Monday, January 03, 2005

The sleepy fish that ate the elephant

Check out this story that i made while killing time here in the office, i planned to tell this story at the daycare center but my friends rate it as R-13....enjoy! Please comment if you feel like doing so


One sunny morning under the sea, a baby elephant was trying to go to the dryland (where he belongs) by tying a red balloon on his tail to serve as his lift going to the surface. On his way up he met different animals that don't know how to swim. They envied his ingenuity, but its too late for them to do that because they are already bloated and is about to die. Most of the animals tried to grab him but luckily they do not have hands to do that.
Meanwhile a sleepy fish with a brilliant mind is formulating a bizzare idea, he wants to do the best things in life at the same time, that is; eating and sleeping. On his journey (sleepy fish) while still sleepy, spotted a what he thinks of as an animal nutcracker. As he approach the baby elephant with the red balloon, his mind is racing and arguing wondering if its an animal nutcracker or a baby elephant with a swollen tail. He swallowed the baby elephant and then tried his best to sleep at the same time. The baby elephant was so depressed because he is very near the surface when the incident happened. Inside sleepy's stomach the baby elephant cried and pooped so much that he died because of dehydration. Sleepy also died, because the balloon on the baby elephant's tail "pops" and the chemicals inside destroyed sleepy's chemical balance, the pressure of the balloon is so high that it made sleepy's brain come out of his eyes, sleepy also suffered from cholera because of the baby elephant's poop.

The moral of the story is:
Life is crap!

The moral of the story is: (for kids)
No matter how good your idea is, there's always a possibility for unforseen obstacles, so be ready for it, learn to innovate, or else you'll end up eating somebody elses' crap and get your brains blown away!

Note:
Yes, fishes do have brains and Yes the elephant can breathe underwater longer than you can!